Do you want to impress someone you’re playing with? Check out this list of VALORANT-themed pickup lines that will level up your game.
We have lines for every situation, including maps and popular weapons. We even have lines based on abilities and in-game voice lines for each agent.
So instead of being alone, find yourself a lifetime duo partner. Just make sure they’re comfortable with it!
General
- Are we sure we’re on Haven? Because if you’re here, then I’m pretty sure this is heaven.
- Things are going really well between us. Interested in some Escalation?
- If we go in two different directions, my heart will Fracture.
- You’re more beautiful than Breeze.
- I’m Split between hugging you and kissing you.
- I picked Icebox so we’d have a reason to cuddle.
- I’d break down the Ascent doors just to see you.
- My heart will Fracture if you leave.
- …can you Bind me?
- You’re more beautiful than any Sunset.
Weapons
- I may prefer the Phantom but don’t worry, I promise I won’t Ghost you.
- Bark for me, and I may drop you a Bulldog.
- I hope you don’t Judge me if I watch you from the corner.
- You’re like the Classic: priceless, reliable, and way too powerful when you’re moving.
- You send me into a Frenzy.
- Hey Shorty.
- Can I be your Guardian?
Agents
Astra
- Pulling you in, for a hug and a kiss.
- You’ve got me seeing stars.
- No cosmic entity can divide us.
- “Take a breath now. Release the tension. Good? Let’s go!”
Breach
- Feeling an Aftershock is normal.
- I’ve been known to cause earthquakes.
- I’ll make you feel dizzy.
- “I hate waiting. Let’s do this!”
Brimstone
- You’re looking Incendiary today.
- You make my Stim Beacon active.
- This old dog has been learning plenty of new tricks.
- OPEN UP THOSE THIGHS.
Chamber
- Romance is my Trademark.
- I couldn’t possibly design a weapon deadlier than your gaze.
- Let’s go on a Rendezvous together.
- “If you die today, I will remember you forever. It has been an honor.”
Cypher
- Did you steal my Trapwire? Because you’ve immobilized me.
- Information is my game, and I want to know everything about you.
- “Where should I put my camera?”
- “Ah, okay, this is good! I’ve got new gadgets to try out.”
Deadlock
- My Sonic Sensor can hear your heartbeat speeding up.
- I’ll save you from Annihilation.
- “My territory, my rules!”
- “A momentary win, let us make it permanent.”
Fade
- You’ve Seized my attention.
- “No matter where you hide, I will find you.”
- “Whatever happens, sakin, don’t panic. Trembling is bad for your aim.”
- “Nothing’s perfect, but, that was perfection.”
Gekko
- You make me Dizzy.
- Thrash is great for restraining—I mean detaining.
- That’s my buddy.
- “Let’s reset. Deep breaths and all that.”
Iso
- Why don’t we go somewhere just you and me? I know a place.
- You’re destabilizing my heartbeat.
- “No distractions.”
- Boba later? I’ll make a playlist for us.
Jett
- You look sharper than all of my knives.
- My brain Drifts when I look at you.
- Think you can keep up?
- “Looks like I was the stronger one.”
KAY/O
- I’m requesting a manual reset.
- Are your motor functions okay? I know humans get tired.
- I’m built for war, but I can clear some hard drive space for love.
- “I’m about to go full killer robot. You’ve been warned.”
Killjoy
- Don’t overthink it. You’re the one for me.
- I’ll turn off my Alarmbot so we can sleep in.
- You’ve got my heart locked down.
- “Good! One step closer to being back in pajamas.”
Neon
- I can’t keep myself from sprinting when you call.
- Think we can consume Energy without my abilities?
- My heart goes into High Gear when I see you.
- “Look, I’m glad you’re here. There, I said it.”
Omen
- That’s not Paranoia, you’re just nervous to see me.
- You thought you were safe, but you are when you’re with me.
- I’d like to knit you something.
- Stealing sight, and stealing your heart.
Phoenix
- Wow you’ve got Hot Hands, and hot everything else too!
- Can I place my Run It Back here? That way I’ll always come back to you.
- I’ll give it to you straight, no Curveball: you’re hot.
Raze
- You make my brain go boom.
- They should call you the Showstopper.
- Sorry for deploying my Boom Bot, I just couldn’t stop myself from chasing you.
Reyna
- I don’t mean to Leer, or do I?
- Your soul is too special for me to Devour.
- I can be your Empress, but only if I allow it.
Sage
- I don’t need to put any walls up when I’m around you.
- I wish I could put a Slow Orb on our time together.
- I don’t care where you are on the scoreboard, I’m resurrecting you whenever I get the chance.
Skye
- I think my dog likes you.
- Weird, my Guiding Light always points me to you.
- If I could, I’d make all my Seekers find just you.
Sova
- My heart gets a Shock Bolt when you walk into site.
- I was told you’re the best. That is why I’m here.
- My quiver is never full, but my heart is when I see you.
Viper
- I don’t need any poison to take your breath away.
- I wonder if this one will beg.
- Who to smother first?
Yoru
- Your beauty Blindsides me.
- My enemies get nervous when they hear my footsteps. So do I when I hear yours.
- I don’t want to rip through any reality I can share with you.