Welcome to 2018: The Rise of a Fortnite Porn Parody!
Prepare yourself for the latest sensation in online gaming Fortnut, the naughty parody of the hottest game right now, Fortnite. This steamy twist on the gaming phenomenon can be exclusively found on popular adult websites Pornhub and WoodRocket, and the best part is that it’s absolutely free! Explore some creatively risqué attempts at Fortnite cosplay and get lost in a plot that is far from the meticulously crafted rocket launch of Epic Games. But be warned, once you start watching, it’s hard to look away.
A Stellar Cast Behind the Scenes
Behind the camera, some industry heavyweights have lent their talent to make this parody a reality. The video stars April O’Neil, Tommy Pistol, Missy Martinez, Paddy O’Gasm, and even Seth’s Beard, known for their previous work in Fap to the Future and Strokémon. Yes, the Seth’s Beard!
From a Scantily Clad Live Streamer to a Testicle Town Adventure
This 19-minute video introduces us to a provocatively dressed “live streamer” playing a game that closely resembles Fortnite (we assume they couldn’t use the original name, “Fucknite”). The scene quickly transitions to a squad of in-game characters leaping from the Battle Bus, featuring a playful take on the Tomato Head skin—replaced with a scrotum—who is eager to drop into the peculiar land of “Testicle Town.”
As the action unfolds, Testicle Head exclaims, “Why are people always busting my balls?” before getting eliminated and leaving just one male and female squad member. We’ll let you guess what happens next.
The immersive journey concludes with a climactic “Dick-tory Royale” displayed on the screen.
While the original video runs for 19 minutes, Pornhub Premium members can indulge in an extended version called “Longer and Fortnuttier,” which adds an extra 10 minutes to the experience. Consider it Pornhub’s very own Battle Pass!