The Ultimate Compilation of VALORANT Pick-Up Lines

You can send a love letter via DMs, gift someone’s favorite skin, or purchase a tier-three sub.

If you want to impress the person you’re playing with, use this extensive list of VALORANT-themed pickup lines to elevate your game.

We have lines for every situation, including maps and popular weapons. We’ve also included lines based on each agent’s abilities or in-game voice lines.

So instead of spending your day alone, find a lifetime duo partner. You’re welcome, or sorry in advance. Just make sure the other person is comfortable with it.

General

• Are we sure we’re on Haven? Because if you’re here, then I’m pretty sure this is heaven.
• Things are going well between us. Interested in some Escalation?
• If we go in different directions, my heart will Fracture.
• You’re more beautiful than Breeze.
• I’m Split between hugging you and kissing you.
• I picked Icebox so we can cuddle.
• I’d break down the Ascent doors to see you.
• My heart will Fracture if you leave.
• …can you Bind me?
• You’re more beautiful than any Sunset.

Weapons

• I may prefer the Phantom but don’t worry, I promise I won’t Ghost you.
• Bark for me, and I may drop you a Bulldog.
• I hope you don’t Judge me if I watch you from the corner.
• You’re like the Classic: priceless, reliable, and way too powerful when you’re moving.
• You send me into a Frenzy.
• Hey Shorty.
• Can I be your Guardian?

Agents

Astra

• Pulling you in, for a hug and a kiss.
• You’ve got me seeing stars.
• No cosmic entity can divide us.
• “Take a breath now. Release the tension. Good? Let’s go!”

Breach

• Feeling an Aftershock is normal.
• I’ve been known to cause earthquakes.
• I’ll make you feel dizzy.
• “I hate waiting. Let’s do this!”

Brimstone

• You’re looking Incendiary today.
• You make my Stim Beacon active.
• This old dog has been learning plenty of new tricks.
• OPEN UP THOSE THIGHS.

Chamber

• Romance is my Trademark.
• I couldn’t possibly design a weapon deadlier than your gaze.
• Let’s go on a Rendezvous together.
• “If you die today, I will remember you forever. It has been an honor.”

Cypher

• Did you steal my Trapwire? Because you’ve immobilized me.
• Information is my game, and I want to know everything about you.
• “Where should I put my camera?”
• “Ah, okay, this is good! I’ve got new gadgets to try out.”

Deadlock

• My Sonic Sensor can hear your heartbeat speeding up.
• I’ll save you from Annihilation.
• “My territory, my rules!”
• “A momentary win, let us make it permanent.”

Fade

• You’ve Seized my attention.
• “No matter where you hide, I will find you.”
• “Whatever happens, sakin, don’t panic. Trembling is bad for your aim.”
• “Nothing’s perfect, but, that was perfection.”

Gekko

• You make me Dizzy.
• Thrash is great for restraining—I mean detaining.
• That’s my buddy.
• “Let’s reset. Deep breaths and all that.”

Iso

• Why don’t we go somewhere just you and me? I know a place.
• You’re destabilizing my heartbeat.
• “No distractions.”
• Boba later? I’ll make a playlist for us.

Jett

• You look sharper than all of my knives.
• My brain Drifts when I look at you.
• Think you can keep up?
• “Looks like I was the stronger one.”

KAY/O

• I’m requesting a manual reset.
• Are your motor functions okay? I know humans get tired.
• I’m built for war, but I can clear some hard drive space for love.
• “I’m about to go full killer robot. You’ve been warned.”

Killjoy

• Don’t overthink it. You’re the one for me.
• I’ll turn off my Alarmbot so we can sleep in.
• You’ve got my heart locked down.
• “Good! One step closer to being back in pajamas.”

Neon

• I can’t keep myself from sprinting when you call.
• Think we can consume Energy without my abilities?
• My heart goes into High Gear when I see you.
• “Look, I’m glad you’re here. There, I said it.”

Omen

• That’s not Paranoia, you’re just nervous to see me.
• You thought you were safe, but you are when you’re with me.
• I’d like to knit you something.
• Stealing sight, and stealing your heart.

Phoenix

• Wow you’ve got Hot Hands, and hot everything else too!
• Can I place my Run It Back here? That way I’ll always come back to you.
• I’ll give it to you straight, no Curveball: you’re hot.

Raze

• You make my brain go boom.
• They should call you the Showstopper.
• Sorry for deploying my Boom Bot, I just couldn’t stop myself from chasing you.

Reyna

• I don’t mean to Leer, or do I?
• Your soul is too special for me to Devour.
• I can be your Empress, but only if I allow it.

Sage

• I don’t need to put any walls up when I’m around you.
• I wish I could put a Slow Orb on our time together.
• I don’t care where you are on the scoreboard, I’m resurrecting you whenever I get the chance.

Skye

• I think my dog likes you.
• Weird, my Guiding Light always points me to you.
• If I could, I’d make all my Seekers find just you.

Sova

• My heart gets a Shock Bolt when you walk into site.
• I was told you’re the best. That’s why I’m here.
• My quiver is never full, but my heart is when I see you.

Viper

• I don’t need any poison to take your breath away.
• I wonder if this one will beg.
• Who to smother first?

Yoru

• Your beauty Blindsides me.
• My enemies get nervous when they hear my footsteps. So do I when I hear yours.
• I don’t want to rip through any reality I can share with you.

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